My girlfriend gave me some scented candles So my girlfriend was going away for a couple months so she gave me some scented candles and said ""light these when you are thinking of me."" So every time I would jack off I would light a candle. Eventually it got to the point where I couldn't do what I do without lighting one of the candles. Anyway the other day I went to the bathroom, lit a candle and started thinking of my girlfriend. Then the fire alarm went off and the flight attendant started banging on the door yeling ""Sir you can't smoke in there!"" and I replied ""I'm not smoking, I'm jacking off!"" Well thats how I got kicked off the airplane, because at that time we were still on the tarmac. I can no longer fly British Airways.