New Girlfriend (31) (*pensively*): Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Madonna, because I just added the song ""Lady Madonna"" to my favourites playlist. (*lightheartedly*): I mean, I don't even particularly like that song. [**Laugh here**]
Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard.
Saying "oh my gosh you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend.
When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn't think I'm a vegan.
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.
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