There are multiple prisoners in a Nazi concentration camp The commandant walks through the line of prisoners and instructs each one to act like a clock. The first prisoner says ""tick"", the second says ""tock"", and so on and so forth. However, the last prisoner refuses to make a ""tock"" sound. The commandant walks up to the prisoner and tells him, (German accent) ""You know we have ways of making you tock"".
A tortoise and a hare are at the park The hare approaches the tortoise and asks him if he wants to race. They agree to race to the nearest tree. The hare wins e
The deaf bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason h
Cannibals and Fruit This is almost certainly a repost, but I'm fairly new and it was one of my favorite jokes growing up, so I'm going for it. Three men who wer
A lawyer finds a magical lamp A lawyer is stranded in the middle of the desert. He finds a lamp and rubs it. Magically, a genie comes out of the lamp and says &
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