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A tortoise and a hare are at the park The hare approaches the tortoise and asks him if he wants to race. They agree to race to the nearest tree. The hare wins easily. ""Not fair! Let's go again,"" begged the tortoise. They race again but this time to the river. The hare wins again. ""One more time,"" the tortoise pleaded. The hare reluctantly agreed. ""We have time for one more race and then I have to go home,"" said the hare. ""Let's just have a race to see who gets home first then,"" suggested the tortoise. The hare agrees and they get ready to race. 3.... 2... 1.. GO! The tortoise retreats into its shell. ""I win.""

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