Joke by former president Calvin Coolidge The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, ""Dozens of times each day."" Mrs. Coolidge said, ""Tell that to the President when he comes by."" Upon being told, the President asked, ""Same hen every time?"" The reply was, ""Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."" President: ""Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.""
← Back to feed
0
More like this
Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, ""Hello class, I'm Mrs. Pr
Teacher offers Monday absence to the students in a middle school class ...If anyone can use the term 'definitely' properly in a phrase. So Sarah raises her hand
Mrs. Rosenberg walks into a hotel and asks the guy behind the counter to put her up for the night. ""Name?"" he asks ""Mrs. Rosenberg"" she replies ""I'm sorry,
Toasting contest Paddy O'Quinn is down at the pub and wins the toasting competition with "" Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me beauti
Joke ID:
01KKTNAVM190SSXQTTB7PSJW2N