Two Leprechauns Knock on the Door of a Convent. The Mother Superior answers. ""Em, 'scuse me, Mother Superior,"" the first leprechaun says, ""but you aren't after having any midget nuns in this convent?"" ""Why, no little man"" says she, ""we have no midget nuns in this convent."" ""Sure there aren't any midget nuns in the south of Ireland?"" ""No, little man"" ""Sure there aren't any midget nuns in the north of Ireland?"" ""No, little man."" ""So, yer tellin' us, Mother Superior, that in all of Ireland, there are no midget nuns?"" ""Yes, as far as I know in all of Ireland, there are no midget nuns."" The line of questioning becoming tiresome, the Mother Superior closes the door and goes away. One leprechaun turns to the other and says, ""Ah, well ye see, Seamus, I told you it was a penguin we fooked.""