There is a man waiting at an airport... ... and wonders where to get his ticket. He goes to the help desk and they say ""There's a ticket counter somewhere over there"" and points to a big empty space. The man goes there, but then gets lost quickly. He then sees a guy at a counter, and heads there. ""Hello"" The man says. ""I'm looking for the ticket counter, is this it?"" ""Yes, how can I help you?"" The guy at the counter asked. ""My name's John smith. I'm going to florida."" ""Okay, that will be $3'000. How will you be paying?"" The man then pulls out $3'000 dollars in cash, and gives it to the guy. Then the guy goes into a room in the back, and doesn't come out. The man then asked at the help desk where the guy at the counter went. To which the help desk replied: ""That isn't the ticket counter.""