4 guys are on the golf course... One of the guys gets a phone call so he turns around and takes his call. Meanwhile the other 3 guys start talking about how successful their sons are. The first guy says, ""My son is so successful. He started out as a car salesman and he was so good at it he made enough money to open up his own dealership. Now he owns 4 car dealerships. In fact, he's making so much money that last year he bought his girlfriend a brand new car."" The 2nd guy says, ""Well that's nothing. My son sells houses and he's so good at it that last year he bought his girlfriend a brand new house."" The 3rd guy says, ""I got you both beat. My son is a stock broker and he's so good at it that last year he gave his girlfriend a huge stock portfolio that's worth more than your car and your house combined"" The 4th guy finishes his phone call and says, ""What did I miss?"" ""We're just talking about how successful our sons are. What about you? Tell us about your son."" ""The 4th guy says, ""Well to tell you the truth I'm kinda disappointed in my son. You see, he's a hairdresser and I just found out he's gay. But whatever he does he must be good at it because last year alone someone gave him a brand new car, a new house, and a huge stock portfolio.