The NSA is to blame for obesity in The United States. Because the camera ads 10 pounds.#United States#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden.#Russia#United States#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.#United States#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states.#United States#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →