A Joke for Hockey Fans A Devils fan, a Rangers fan and an Islanders fan are all standing at the edge of a cliff, staring death in the face. The Devils fan screams out ""this is for New Jersey!"" and proceeds to jump, plummeting to his death. The Islanders fan then screams out ""this is for New York!"" and shoves the Rangers fan off the cliff.
NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05
HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell
The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show.
Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
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