My buddy You ever have one of those friends that are just OBSESSED with Star Wars? Yeah, me too. Tim Lehey is his name. Number of years he went to a -con where he met this girl Carol Hu. Now, Carol was a friggin Star Wars nut herself. They'd go on and on about how Lucas was so great and...blah blah blah... Well, they had one hell of a whirlwind romance, and decided to get married. Well, Carol was really proud of her ancestry, and told Tim that she wasn't going to take his name, so they decided that they'd just hyphenate. No problem. Kinda lost touch with em for a while, but one day I got a call and he was telling me about how they were gonna have a son. All good...nothing out of the ordinary. Until he told me what the poor boy's name was going to be. Yoda. Yes, these Star Wars nuts met, got married, and are now going to name their poor son Yoda Lehey-Hu.
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