So a toothbrush salesman is down on his luck He goes into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender gives him a shot and asks "What's wrong buddy? You look like the world is about to collapse." "Well my friend,(the salesman slowly take his shot, stares at the empty glass and replies) I'm a toothbrush salesman and I haven't made a sale in over a month. My wife is the most faithful and beautiful person I've ever known. I don't think I can keep this marriage together though." The bartender looks at the man with a strange sense of care and asks "What seems to be the marital issues? Are you cheating on her?" "No! I never would." "Are you spending money you shouldn't be?" "Lord no! She's the breadwinner." The bartender looks perplexed. He asks "I thought you are a salesman, what's wrong?" The salesman tells him "I've been trying this for months and haven't landed one sale, I've gone to every dentist in the state and I can't get one to endorse my toothbrush and if I can't make any sales, my life, my world, she's going to leave me!" As the salesman breaks down into tears the bartender tells him "Why don't you use your pitch on me! I used to be in sales I'd be more than happy to help you." The salesman, more than elated, runs out to his car and brings in a box. He proceeds to open it and it contains chips, salsa, and a toothbrush. "Here sir, try these chips and salsa." The bartender takes a chip and a huge chunk of salsa immediately spitting it out and yelling "This tastes like shit!!" "It is, would you like a toothbrush?"