"You know who needs more attention? Celebrities. Maybe we could give them trophies or something." Good idea, Oscar. What'd you have in mind?

Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold

"And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?" *Kanye slowly sits down*

You couldn't even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It's Oscar worthy.