Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: "Would you like to hol-" Leo: "Say it like we rehearsed it." Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."

Oscar nominations are out. Let's experience actual emotion about multimillionaires giving each other gold

"And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?" *Kanye slowly sits down*

You couldn't even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It's Oscar worthy.