Why is PBS asking me for money? If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone - ""to relax,"" I told myself - but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I…

I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why.

Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?