Just heard this on a PBS kids show... What did one wolf say to the other wolf? Howls it going?#Pbs#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Why is PBS asking me for money? If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.#Pbs#Money#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why.#Pbs#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →