Today's Word is ""Definitely"" One day in a grade 3 classroom, the teacher was explaining the meaning of the word ""definitely"". T: Alright class, let's use definitely in a sentence. Jimmy raises his hand. J: The sky is definitely blue. T: Well Jimmy, sometimes the sky is orange, or black, or yellow...someone else? Sandy raises her hand. S: A tree is definitely green. T: Well Sandy, during the Fall, a tree's leaves can change all sorts of colours like brown, red and orange...someone else? Bobby raises his hand. B: Are there lumps in your farts? T: No Bobby, I don't believe there are... B: Then I definitely shit my pants.
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