This joke was told to me by a drunk old Mexican man - Warning, it's pretty racist So one day God is surveying all he hath created from up on high and decides to gaze upon Mexico. He selects a Mexican man at random who has lived his entire life in destitute poverty, has no education or healthcare, works long hours every day to barely feed his family, and who has to watch as his country crumbles around him to drug violence and government corruption. God thinks to himself, I have made this Mexican's life so unbearably awful, he surely cannot be happy. But lo, the Mexican was happy. After work he ate some chips and salsa and danced a happy little dance around a Sombrero, shaking maracas and singing ""La cu ca ra cha, la cu ca ra cha, na na na na na na na"" and so on. This angered God. God tried so hard to make this man's life unbearably miserable and hard, the Mexican man must be uncommonly intelligent to be so happy despite his suffering. God decides that he will thus remove half of this Mexican's brain, and see if he is still so happy. So, POOF, half the Mexican's brain is gone. God gazes down again upon this Mexican. He can't believe it - the Mexican is still dancing around the Sombrero, singing ""la cu ca ra cha, la cu ca ra cha, na na na na na na"" This makes God even more wrathful, how can someone who suffers so much and now is half as smart, still be so happy? Thus he decides - POOF- to remove half of the Mexican's remaining brain. God peers down from heaven again, to see the Mexican man still singing and dancing around a Sombrero. At this point, God became so filled with rage that in his wrath - POOF- removed ALL of the Mexican's brain. Now, with no brain, will the Mexican still be happy and dancing? God gazes down again and what does he see? The Mexican man has put down the maracas and Sombrero, and is now dancing around a fire chanting an Indian war chant ""WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA""