Four braggarts in a bar Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Moses, and Bob are sitting in a bar bragging. Caesar starts, ""I and my army forded the Rubicon to face destiny."" The bartender replies, ""That sounds like a portentous crossing."" Hannibal says, ""I and my army traversed the Alps with elephants to gain a strategic advantage against Rome."" The bartender replies, ""That sounds like a prodigious crossing."" Moses says, ""I and my people parted the Red Sea to walk to freedom."" The bartender replies, ""That sounds like a preternatural crossing."" Bob says, ""Me 'n' me mates went over the street for kebabs."" The bartender replies, ""That sounds like a pedestrian crossing.""