Three boys are sitting across from an exotic car dealership... Admiring the cars, when a genie pops out of the sewer and offers them each a wish. The first boy says, ""I want a Porsche!"" The genie nods and a brand new Porsche appears in the road. The kid gets in and drives off. The second boy says, ""I want a Rolls Royce!"" Again, the genie nods and a shiny new Rolls appears. The kid jumps in the car and drives away. The last kid thinks about it for a minute. He finally looks up and says, ""I want my body entirely covered in hair."" The genie nods and every inch of the kid is suddenly covered in hair. Feeling a bit confused by the last request, the genie asks the kid, ""Why do you want to be covered in hair?"" The kid holds his hands up with his fingers making a small circle. ""Well, my sister only has a patch this big, and she has both of those cars!""
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