A man gets on an airplane Phil gets on an airplane and starts looking for a seat. As he's walking toward the nearest window seat, he notices his friend Jack at the back of the plane. Phil waves his hand and says, ""Hi, Jack!"" Phil was arrested and detained for seven hours.
*walks into interview* Thanks for coming in today. I'm Mr. Maballsonya, but please call me Phil. *walks out of interview*
"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
[Pilot intercom] Me: "Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."
I'm flying to NYC today and I don't care what the flight attendant says, I will be using my seat cushion as a fartation device.
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