So there's a man riding his Harley. All of the sudden this man hears the booming voice of God. God says ""My child, you have been so good and true to me I would like to grant you just one wish."" The man thought for a moment and then he said ""God, I wish for a bridge that stretches from California to Hawaii so I can ride my Harley to Hawaii any time I would like."" God responded ""My son, I must admit that wish is quite materialistic, and the amount of energy and resources is exponential. Think for a moment and see if that is really what you want."" The man sat and pondered for a moment or two when he asked ""God, if you could give every man the sense to know what women really think and how they really feel when they feel nothing that would help me and every man on earth so much."" God paused for a moment and replied ""So do you want the bridge two lanes or four lanes.""