Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge? A: You open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge? A: You open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door. Q: The Lion King was having his birthday and threw a party and invited all the animals. Who was not there? A: The elephant, he was in the fridge. Q: Three men travelling through the jungle came across a river known to be infested with alligators. How did they cross it? A: They swam across, the alligators were at the Lion King's party.