I let my son go on ebay earlier today When I told my wife she slapped me and called the police.#Ebay#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 Share
cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop.#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →