Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop.#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 Share
cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident.#Marriage#Driving#Police#One-Liner+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →