Two college coeds from the Midwest ... ... are getting ready for classes Monday morning. The first strips to take a shower and the second notices what appears to be a big ""M"" just above the first girl's navel so she asks, ""What's that?"" ""Oh this?"" says the first, ""My boyfriend was here over the weekend and when we make love he likes to wear his college sweatshirt and it sometimes leaves a mark."" ""Oh. Where does he go, Michigan?"" ""No, Wisconsin.""
Two guys from Michigan die and wake up in hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming
Two guys from Michigan wake up in Hell....... ...and they go about there day, and live there daily lives as citizens of Hell, Michigan.
A guy from Michigan dies and wake up in Hell. ""At least I'm still in Michigan.""
This computer can answer any question! The computer salesman was trying to convince the CEO to buy the horribly expensive mainframe. ""It can answer *any* quest
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