A drunk walked up to a cop on the street... A drunk walked up to a cop on the street and says ""someone stole my car!"" The cop replies, ""well, where did you leave it?"" ""It was right on the end of this key"" ""Well, you can head down to the precinct and file a report and we'll help you find the car."" ""OK, man"" and the drunk starts to walk away. ""Hey"", the cop says, ""before you head downtown you aught to do up your fly"" ""Oh, man"" says the drunk, ""they got my girl too!""

Stumbling Drunk A drunk stumbling down the street walks up to this cop and says, ""Man, somebody stole my car."" Cop says, ""Well, where was it last?"" Man says, ""Right here on the end of this key."" Cop says,""I dunno man. Why don't you head to the precinct house and report it there. They'll get you filled out with all the right forms and papers."" Guy says, ""Okay,"" starts to walk off. Then the cop says, ""Before you go downtown you're gonna want to zip up your fly."" Guy looks down and goes…

A drunk man stumbles around downtown.. and he is approached by a cop. The cop says, ""Excuse me sir, where are you going?"" The drunk replies with a slurred ""I'm just looking for my car, but I can't find it. I think someone took it."" ""Well where was the last place you saw it?"" The drunk says ""Right here on the the end of this key"" and hold up his car keys. The cop goes to arrest the man but stops when he notices the drunk's zipper is down. He says ""Sir do you know your fly is down?"" The …

A drunk is walking around downtown... When he walks up to a cop to complain that his car has been stolen. The cop asks, "Well, where was the last place you saw it?" The drunk says, "It was right here at the end of this key." The cop says, "Well, I suggest you go over to the station house and fill out a report." The drunk starts to walk away when the cop says, "Hey, before you go, you might want to zip your fly." The drunk looks down and says, "Aw, man, they got my girl, too."