An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing... An architect, a doctor and a lawyer are arguing about who's dog is the smartest. The architect says ""my dog is the smartest and I'll prove it"". He yells, come here ""Blueprint"" and in trots his dog named blueprint. He takes a box of dog biscuits, pours them on the floor and says ""ok blueprint, go"". Well the dog takes the biscuits in his mouth one by one arranges them on top of each other, moves them about with his nose and creates an exact duplicate of the Taj Mahal. The doctor says ""thats pretty good, but my dog is still smarter, come here x-ray"". In walks his dog named x-ray. He then says, ""ok x-ray, go"". X-ray moves the biscuits around, adjusts them this way and that and creates an exact dupicate of the human skeleton. The lawyer says ""thats pretty good too, but my dog is still the smartest, come here Tort"". So, in walks the lawyers dog named tort. The lawyer says ""ok tort, go"". Tort them goes over to the dog biscuits, eats them all and screws the other two dogs.