So this guy has a sore elbow. So this guy has a sore elbow and goes down to the clinic to get it checked out. The doctor says ""No problem, we just got a new machine and if you give it a blood sample it tells you exactly what's wrong with you and how to treat it."" The guy is skeptical but gives it a shot. The machine tells him ""you have tennis elbow, ice and rest your elbow for 2 weeks."" The guy is impressed but still not convinced. He decides he wants to trick this new machine. He goes home …

A visual joke... So a woman goes to the doctor and asks about options to augment her breasts. She doesn't want surgery, so that rules out implants. The doctor suggests a new technology for her bra that uses the inflatable pump mechanism that was made popular with basketball sneakers. If she helps trial the product, she'll get the product for free. She tries them out and gets fitted properly. It has little sacs in her bra that are inflated when she flaps her arms like a chicken [flap your arms li…

Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed to see how big it actually was. Upon reaching the fallen deer, they found out that it was dead but only had one bullet hole. A debate followed concerning whose buck it was. When a game warden came by, he offered to help. A few moments later, he had the…

An old Indian living in a tent.... An old Indian is living in a tent in a field. One day, construction workers drive their equipment into this field and find the old Indian. They ask him ""Old Indian, what's your name?"" The old Indian says ""Bowels"". Construction workers say ""Well, you're going to have to move. We're building something here and you're in the way."" Old Indian says ""Bowels no move."" The construction workers take pity on him and give the old Indian directions to a lawyer's of…