Old-School off-beat joke A man walks into a talent agency with a dog, he says to the guy ""You're gonna love this! My dog can talk!"" He turns to his dog and says ""What's on top of everyone's house?"" The dog says ""Roof!"" ""Who's the greatest baseball player to ever live?"" The dog says ""Roof!"" The talent agent says ""I've seen enough! Get out of here!"" and he throws the man and the dog out. The man looks at the dog. The dog looks up at him and says, ""What, you think I should have said DiMaggio?""