So earth is just minding her own business... ...when mars gets all funny and decides to swing an asteroid in our direction. It comes whooshing by, just barely missing earth, who, in her fear, quakes violently, devastating cities all across the west coast of the US. As California lay in ruin, the earth shouts over at Venus, thinking she was getting jealous again, ""What's the big idea?! Do you have any idea how many people just died?!"" Venus shrugs and simply says, ""Wasn't my fault.""