A guy starts working on an oil rig in Newfoundland ...he meets the boss of the company, is introduced to his duties and works hard for 3 months. His supervisor is impressed by his work and tells him: ""You've been working your ass off and deserve break, here are the keys to the company car, go into town and have yourself a good time"" The man goes into the small town off the coast and visits the only bar he sees. The bartender starts chatting with him and the man eventually asks: ""How is it for women around here?"" ""Well, the ones here are taken and the ones passing through are pretty worn out, but there's always Billy over there.."" The man assures the bartender he's not like that and continues drinking before returning to work the next day. A few more months pass by and he is once again given time off and the company car. The man visits the same bar and asks the same question, to which he gets the same reply: ""Well, the ones here are taken and the ones passing through are pretty worn out, but there's always Billy over there.."" ""Oh no, i'm not like that"" He replies again. The man continues work and visits the town once every few months, asking the same question and getting the same answer every time. He stops going back for a while but after a year he returns and asks the sane question, to which the bartender replies: ""Well, the ones here are taken and the ones passing through are pretty worn out, but there's always Billy over there.."" The man thinks for a moment and replies: ""So, hypothetically speaking, if i were to.. you know.. go for Billy. Who would know?"" The bartender looks him in the eye and replies: ""Well, you would know. Billy would obviously know. I would know, and the 4 men holding Billy down cause he ain't that way either.""