Bob sees his new neighbor working in his driveway... Wanting to be friendly, he walks over to the driveway where his new neighbor is repairing his car. ""Hey neighbor!"" he says affably. Hearing the voice, a big shaggy dog comes running over and starts sniffing Bob's feet. ""Hey,"" the neighbor grunts. ""I see you've got a dog! I've got a dog too!"" ""What kind?"" the neighbor asks, not looking up from the engine. ""Oh, ole Shep's a Collie mix. He's one of the smartest dogs I know!"" ""That's ni…

The Foo Bird Bob is out on the links enjoying a nice round of golf with his buddy Bill. Suddenly, on the fourth fairway, a huge bird flies overhead and drops a turd on Bob's head. ""Whatever you do, Bob,"" says Bill, ""don't wipe that turd off your head! EVER!"" ""Why not?"" asks Bob. ""I've got a huge bird turd on my head and you're saying I have to keep it on my head for the rest of my LIFE?"" ""Yes,"" says Bill. ""It's a foo bird. And you know what they say about foo birds..."" But just as Bi…

Joe went over to his buddy Bob's house to hang-out and watch football ... As they were sitting in the living room, Bob's dog walked into the room, laid down on the floor, and began to lick its nuts. Joe looked down at the dog and said ""Man, I wish I could do that."" To which Bob replied, ""Don't you think you ought to at least pet him first.""

Two couples go camping in the woods... Bob and Peter decide to take their wives on a camping trip. When they get to the campsite, Bob says, ""Hey Peter, since your wife has never been camping before, why don't I teach her how to set up camp while you take my wife to get firewood."" Peter agrees and he and Bob's wife go out into the forest to get firewood. Bob gets Peter's wife started on setting up the tents and decides to get some water for the campsite. While Peter's wife sets up the tents a s…