St. Peter There was a catholic church in Mexico that wasn't doing to well. The Priest wrote a letter to the vatican saying that they needed help to get there attendance up. The vatican responded saying ""Send one of your nuns to pick up a relic of our religion."" The very next day the priest sent a nun to pick up the relic. When the nun got to the vatican they gave her a small chest with the beard of St. Peter. On her way back curiosity got the best of the nun and she oped the chest to see what the beard looked like. Right as she opened a gust of wind emptied the contents of the chest. The nun thinking to herself she quickly reacted and shaved her privates closed the box and hoped the priest wouldn't open the chest. She was greeted by an excited Priest. ""What did we get ?', he asks. She replies "" the beard of St.Peter"". He opens the chest and says ""let's check if its real"". The priest takes a huge sniff from the chest and exclames "" Ahh these are definitely St.Peters beard because he was a fisherman !""