A bear is chasing a rabbit in the woods... The happen upon a stream where a frog yells at them, ""I'm a magical frog. I'll grant each of you 3 wishes since your the first to grace me with your presence on over a hundred years"" ""ok but i go first,"" says the bear. ""I wish every bear in this forest, except for me, were female!"" And poof! All the bears are female. ""Ok ok my turn, I wish for a helmet!"" Says the rabbit. Poof! A helmet appears in his hands. ""you're an idiot rabbit. Such a waste of a wish... I wish all the bears in the next forest over were female!"" Poof! His wish is granted. ""i wish for the worlds fastest dirt bike."" Says rabbit. Poof! His wish is granted. ""For my final wish, i wish all the bears in the world, except for me, are female!"" Poof! Rabbit gets on his new dirtbike and revs the engine a few times before saying, ""Frog, for my final wish."" He paused to rev his engine one more time. ""I WISH BEAR WAS GAY!"" and he took of into the woods.