It's so slow It was probably around around 2005 when this happened. A couple who had just recently been married took their one week honeymoon to the Bahamas. They visited Aruba, the beaches, all that fun stuff down there. When they came home they went to unlock the door only to discover it was unlocked already. ""Well that was wierd..."", they thought. They did not have any pets and neither set of parents had any reason to go into their home while they were away without at least calling. So the pair put down their bags and the two entered the house in the side by side fashion to prevent from being snuck up on. They went through every room in the house except for the one all the way at the end; their living room. The house was totally empty and from what they could tell nothing had been moved or taken. When they finally got to the living room they immediately noticed something 'off'. Their computer, which normally rested ontop of a desk in the back corner, had been moved right to the middle of the floor. Smack dab in the center of the carpet it sat, ontop of the laying down tower, and a soft hum came from it; the computer was on. The wife looked at her husband with curiosity and she walked forward to turn on the monitor. First she knelt, then she pushed the button, and a moment after the light of the monitor illuminated her face, she screamed. A loud, blood curdling shriek. She fell sideways to the floor, fingernails clawing at her cheeks, and she entered the fetal position. The newly wed man rushed forward to his wife's side only to discover what his wife had seen. The computer's screen was different...there were these strange logos on it. This was not how they had left it. He clicked the start menu and there was the terror his wife had seen. The words were barely audible, his tone that of pure horror, as he whispered, ""Windows 97..."" The final sentence spoken of the event was the woman on the floor screaming, ""IT'S SO SLOW!""