Liberal Democrat A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. ""Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."" ""…

Little Johnny was about to go home from school but before his class was dismissed, his 2nd grade teacher said,""I'm going to teach you guys about the government next class, so for homework I want you to ask your parents about the government."" When Johnny got home, he went up to his father and asked him,"" Daddy, what's the government?"" His father said,""Look at it this way son. Our house is the United States of America, and I'm the president, your mother is Congress, the maid is the working cl…

A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher their hands flew up into the air. There was one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. ""Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."" ""Then"" asks the teacher ""What are you?"" ""W…

The teacher told the kid to ask his dad about the government. Kid goes home and asks his dad - "What is the government?" The dad replied - "Suppose I am the president, your mother is the congress, the maid is the workforce and your younger brother is the future" and then, he leaves the room. Later at night, the kid heard his younger brother screaming. He wakes up to check out his brother and saw that his brother has shitted on his pants. The kid immediately runs up to his parents bedroom a…