Leroy There was a man who goes to the bank and sees a woman with twelve children. He's astonished that this woman has so many children with her and so he approaches her and says, ""Wow that sure is a lot of kids are they yours?"" The woman says ""Yes all twelve are mine."" The man shocked by this replies ""What are there names."" She says ""Leroy, one e for the girls and two e's for the boys."" At this the man is really surprised and asks ""doesn't that get confusing?"" She says ""No it's great I just call for one and they all come. I say Leroy time for breakfast and there they all come down. I say Leroy time for school and they all come down and get on the bus."" The man considers this and asks ""Yes but what if you want just one Leroy what do you do then?"" She looks him dead in the eye and says ""Oh that's easy I just call them by their last name.""