Zebra in Heaven. A zebra went to heaven. When he saw St. Peter he asked him ""You know, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"" St. Peter said he would have to ask God that question since he's the one that made him. So the zebra asked God, ""God, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"" God answered, ""You are what you are."" The zebra left and came upon St. Peter and told him, ""Well I asked God if I was a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes..."" ""What was the answer,"" St. Peter asked. ""Well I still don't know. All He said was: 'You are what you are.""' ""Well that answers it,"" Said St. Peter. ""You're a white horse with black stripes."" ""How do you know that?"" asked the zebra. ""Well if you were a black horse with white stripes He would have said: ""You is what you is"".