(I suck at jokes) It only Takes 1 An older Irishman is sitting at a Rural bar looking depressed. A regular at the bar notices, and asks the old-timer what's the trouble? [Old-Timer] See that road over there? [Regular] Aye [Old-Timer] I built that road. Carried the stones and put them in place my own sweat and blood. Do they call me Patrick the Road layer??? No... And the Bridge down that road... I built that bridge... Did anyone help me, no... Do they call me Patrick the Bridge-Builder?! No... (Now getting Irate) And the Church! I Labored for years and lost a finger to build the house of god. Do they call me Patrick the Church Builder! NO... But you F**K one goat.....