Jack A husband rushes into the emergency room from work to greet his wife who is giving birth to their first born. He helps all he can; he holds his wife's hand and breathes with her through the pain. The doctor claims to see the head. The husband runs around and watches as this bloody, mess of a human being comes out... However, the doctor pulls out a head. Just a head. The husband jumps in confusion. The wife is silent in shock. The doctor has never seen anything like it. Just when the married…

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital. You see, inside was his dear wife, about to give birth to their first child. The Chicken was, of course, rather excited. ""I'm about to become a Dad!"" he thought to himself, racing down the white, squeaky corridors of the hospital. He burst into the maternity ward's waiting room where he found his wife, hunched over and crying on one of the seats. A nearby Doctor was next to her, looking forlornly at her. ""H-Honey? What's wrong, what …

Marriage Jokes...more like facts Marriage Jokes We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage! A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man! A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife! A woman has the last word in…

A Chinese couple is having their first child. A Chinese couple is at the hospital as their fist child is about to be born, and the husband it out in the waiting room. The doctor comes out and tells the man he is now a father, so the man rushes inside to see his child. When he gets into the room, he looks at the child and asks his wife if she has been cheating on him. His wife loudly exclaims ""Of course not! How on earth could you possibly think that I've been unfaithful?"" ""Because, my dear, t…