Osama Bin Laden's afterlife... After he was killed by Seal Team Six, Osama Bin Laden immediately found himself in a large room filled with fat middle aged men wearing strange costumes. As he looked around he saw a gigantic sign that said ""Welcome fellow Trekies."" Confused by his surroundings, Osama wanted to get out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself, blocking the door. ""This is not the paradise I was promised in the Quoran."" ""Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?""