I recently broke up with a girl. She wasn't very happy about this and to show how sad she was she wrote this as her Facebook status: ""What's Mickey without Minnie, What's Tigger without Pooh, What's Patrick without Spongebob, What's me without U???"" So I commented: ""That would make you a Fcking Stpid Dmped Cnt""
Do you smoke cigarettes? Paul: Do you smoke cigarettes? Patrick: Oh yes. Paul: How many sticks a day? Patrick: 7 packs. Paul: When did you start smoking? P
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Tanjooberrymutts By the time you read through this you wil understand 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-se
Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee.
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