A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it.

Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny.

I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage.

You know what sucks about Karaoke? Coworkers don't appreciate the time & effort that I put into my make up or outfit before singing Madonna