Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi.

TIL A ref can show a player the red card for a loud fart ... even if it isn't Messi.

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up

Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal? Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records.