So, my friend and his wife are expecting a baby True story. My friend works for FedEx. He is a cancer survivor and wasn't supposed to be able to have more children. He looked me dead in the eyes, ""If it comes out brown, its the UPS guys"".

There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS.. Yep, they're going to be called ""FedUp""

So FedEx and UPS merged... the new company will be called FedUp

FedEx and UPS are merging. Everyone is now Fed-Up