A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, ""Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."" Passenger: ""Who?"" Cabby: ""Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."" Passenger: ""There are always a few clouds over everybody."" Cabby: ""Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy"" Passenger: ""Sounds like he was something really special"" Cabby: ""There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."" Passenger. ""Wow, some guy then."" Cabby: ""He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake"" Passenger. ""Mmm, there's not many like him around."" Cabby: ""And he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."" Passenger: ""An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"" Cabby: ""Well, I never actually met Frank."" Passenger: ""Then how do you know so much about him?"" Cabby: ""I married his freakin' widow.""