Chuck Norris Some people think the glass is half full. Some people think it is half empty. Chuck Norris sees scotch.

'What Will Communism Be Like?'- A Russian Joke One day, as a young man, Ivan asked a member of the Party, ""What will it be like once we have built communism?""

The Vodka Bottle A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian

Another Soviet Joke In a small town outside Moscow a very proud primary school teacher began the Monday the same was she began every monday: by asking the stude