Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls

How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?

I stuck a "Baby On Board" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap.

"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog