Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the other. ""What do you think is farther ......... Florida or the moon......"" The other blonde turns and says ""Helloooooooooooooooooooo....can you see Florida?""
Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline.
Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : "Come again ?" ( not hearing ) Blonde: "Nope, Just mustard this time"
Florida is great, if you make a wrong turn you're at the beach.
Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years.
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